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1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
i don't know, i hate talking on the phone. i'm hoping it's a text message.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
no, i'm lazy
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
depends how drunk i am and if i like what they're saying
4. Do you take compliments well?
i guess, but then i always say something self-deprecating to even it out
5. Do you play Sudoku?
no
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
ha probably not
7. Do you like to ride horses?
not really
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
i think a soccer camp one year
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
scatagories!
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
probably not, because the guy is probably a scumbag...and filthy.
11. Have you lied to get out of a date?
ha. yeah.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
depends on how much they talked about it. it was difficult going out with someone who didn't believe in god or any sort of higher force.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
to pursue is so over-rated. grow some balls and come get me.
14. Use three words to describe yourself?
funny, sociable, cracky
15. Do any songs make you cry?
sure, i have a whole playlist.
16. Are you continuing your education?
yeah.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
nope
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
make sure all family members are out, my dog!
19. How often do you read books?
pretty often
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
how the past shaped the present and wtf am i doing about my future.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
i don't even remember. liked chicka chicka boom boom.
22. What color are your eyes?
"auburn"
23. How tall are you?
5'6"
24. Where is your dream house located?
somewhere beautiful between a city and the country. rhinebeck maybe?
25. Do you have a secret fetish?
no, i'm not that interesting.
26. Have you tried sushi?
yes. the only thing good about it is the rice. fuck nori and fish and everything else.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
yes! love taking pictures in the photo booth...especially outside of the tranny store in the city!
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
i think with the girls for some unlimited breadsticks, soup, and salad. yeaaahh, we're cheap.
29. When was the last time you were at Church?
when michael was baptized 2 years ago maybe?
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
today? panera
31. What was your favorite job?
stone creek was pretty awesome. loved the library. the county was pretty sweet.
32. Do you like mustard?
honey mustard!
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
ha. that's difficult question to ask a fatty. sleeping takes the cake though!
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
people say both..but i definitely get i look like my dad a lot. have his eyes. have my mom's hair.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
10 minutes usually
36. Can you do a split?
ha. right.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
juno! and superbad again
38. If you could fast forward your life, would you?
only just to see. not permanently.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
probably something lame.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
i don't think i saw it.
41. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
i really thought that movie was overrated.
42. Do you own a camera phone?
yeah but don't use the camera option often
43. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
yeah. but now it's in the attic. i like my "good times" box more..all the shit from me and my friends when we were younger.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
no, probably would have been if she didn't have to watch her siblings though
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
n or e, depending on which ones
46. Do you like your middle name?
Evelyn has grown on me, always liked Anne
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
not enough! probably 6-7 then i come back for my 3 hour power nap after class though!
48. Do you like care bears?
that shit is lame
49. What do you buy at the movies?
i love movie popcorn.
50. Do you know how to play poker?
nope
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
i try to remember to. luckily my car beeps incessantly until i put it on.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
t-shirt or clothes from the night before
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
well it depends on what "big" is. i guess kind of. but it's usually decently funny
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
2 usually
55. Is your tongue pierced?
no
56. Ever meet anyone you met on myspace?
no, that's called asking for date rape!
57. Do you read myspace bulletins?
no, not really. although ironically, i took this from craig's.
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
funny
59. Ever been to L.A.?
no, fuck california.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
actually, yeah. it was good.
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
nope
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
steal
63. Do you hate chocolate?
nope
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
my foul "mouth"
67. If you could have any job what would it be?
honestly, i don't even know.
68. Are you easy to get along with?
if you're not a moron, dumbass, or ignorant asshole. yeah.
69. What is your favorite time of day?
when my head hits the pillow.
Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
i have tons of them.
Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
chef jennings...thank you 80s porn star stance.
What part of the body do you wash first?
my torso
Do you have any peircings?
yes, 6 of them
What's the strangest talent you have?
i'm double jointed? can pop my arm out of socket? i know, lame.
Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie
What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
sour cream and onion!
Have you ever been tied up?
no
What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
i can't even remember. they stopped grounding me a long time ago because i just did what i wanted anyway.
Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
drive around the block
Have you ever had two dates in one night?
no
How many times have you been cussed out?
never actually.
Which shoe do you put on first?
left
Have you ever been to a gay bar?
yesssss!!! prime time. i want to go to the bunk house though haha
Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common?
no, i've only had one
Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep?
i don't know. no one? chubs maybe. actually, probably my dog. i miss her and she usually sleeps next to me.
Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
actually, yes.
Have you ever found anything gross in your parent's bedroom?
no, thank god
What was your childhood nickname?
not anything that really stuck.
When is the last time you played the air guitar?
air guitar is for losers.
Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
no
What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
nothing, my life is very boring.
Have you ever bitten your toenails?
no
How do you normally eat your cookies?
dunked in milk
When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
as if i do it often...no.
Name something you do when you're alone?
sleep. veg out. read. watch the news.
How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
a decent amount. seems like i'm becoming more and more of a light weight though.
Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
no
How often do you clean out your ears?
daily
Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
who needs to know these kinds of things?
About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
depends on what i'm wearing. i have this one skirt that makes it just about every two seconds
Do you have any strange phobias?
old men.
Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
no
Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
not really
Have you ever called your bf/gf by another girl/guys name?
nah
Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
no
Have you ever played naked twister?
nope
Have you ever been drunk at work?
no
Have you ever found your gf/bf's sibling more attractive?
definitely not. especially considering they were both girls and the age of like 15 and 9.