All the Normal People Were Taken
I started my new job today. I'm working in the Hadassah Office in Cleveland Circle. I feel so Jewish. The person training me today was showing me how to search for member profiles in our computer, and the sample name she chose was "finkelstein". Holy Jewish job batman.
Am I crazy? Being a full time student and working two jobs?? When I was contemplating this very question yesterday (and planning my eventual escape to live with the kangaroos) I realized that I am not at all normal, and somehow my friends are even crazier than I am. Without naming names or citing specific examples I must ask, what happened to all the normal people? Shouldn't I have at least one person in my life who isn't completely unbalanced? I know what you're all thinking. Normal is boring, normal is overrated, blah, blah, blah. But I really want to know why is everyone crazy??