P.Sherman, 42 Wallabee way, Sydney
I don't want to play this game anymore. Boo to school. I'm gonna drop out and John and I are going to run away to Australia to live with the Kangaroos. Don't try to find us. Kangaroos are good at keeping secrets. I also plan to have a pet Koala named George.
So stick that in your Brandeis pipe and smoke it!