Today's not safe for work moment is brought to you by...
...My Dad!
Knowing my interest in movies and moviemaking, when someone mentioned that Klaus Kinski's autobiography, Kinski Uncut, was a fascinating look at said topics, he bought me a copy. I just opened it at random and found...
ETA: More excerpts below cut. I got them all by randomly opening the book a few more times, and faithfully transcribing whatever struck me of interest on the pages before me.
Her fat twat gapes open like the jaws of a snake devouring an oversized prey, and she keeps shrieking, "Drain me! Drain me!"
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The hair makes her look like a female satyr. I fuck her only standing in front of a mirror so I can keep this strange creature constantly in view with every thrust, especially when I shoot inside her.
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I've now let the word out that I'll be interviewed only by female journalists. Not that they're smarter or more talented, but at least I can nurture some hope of getting a good fuck.
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Whenever I visit her and try to force my way between her thighs, she first weighs my nuts in her hand to see if they're the right weight. [On the theory that if he's been fucking around, his balls will be light!]
Knowing my interest in movies and moviemaking, when someone mentioned that Klaus Kinski's autobiography, Kinski Uncut, was a fascinating look at said topics, he bought me a copy. I just opened it at random and found...
ETA: More excerpts below cut. I got them all by randomly opening the book a few more times, and faithfully transcribing whatever struck me of interest on the pages before me.
Her fat twat gapes open like the jaws of a snake devouring an oversized prey, and she keeps shrieking, "Drain me! Drain me!"
...
The hair makes her look like a female satyr. I fuck her only standing in front of a mirror so I can keep this strange creature constantly in view with every thrust, especially when I shoot inside her.
...
I've now let the word out that I'll be interviewed only by female journalists. Not that they're smarter or more talented, but at least I can nurture some hope of getting a good fuck.
...
Whenever I visit her and try to force my way between her thighs, she first weighs my nuts in her hand to see if they're the right weight. [On the theory that if he's been fucking around, his balls will be light!]