ugh.
I'm going to have to move. The house REALLY stinks. I mean, it smells like a giant cat came here while we were out today and peed all over the house and it permeated through all the surfaces of the house. I've crawled around on my hands and knees and can't find any one spot of concentrated PEE smell - it's just this general piss smell that is in my house.
Bleh.
No one smells it but me, either, so everyone just assumes I'm crazy.
Meanwhile I'm all barf-city around here because of the "phantom" pee smell.
bleh bleh bleh bleh.
I need someone to come in and de-pee the house.
ALSO:
Michael Jackson may be masquerading as a weekend part-time weather woman on Asheville's WLOS Channel 13. If I can get a photo of her, I will post it, and you will see that Wacko Jacko is my new ABC weatherperson.
I'm going to go sniff glue or something so I don't smell the pee smell.
Bleh.
No one smells it but me, either, so everyone just assumes I'm crazy.
Meanwhile I'm all barf-city around here because of the "phantom" pee smell.
bleh bleh bleh bleh.
I need someone to come in and de-pee the house.
ALSO:
Michael Jackson may be masquerading as a weekend part-time weather woman on Asheville's WLOS Channel 13. If I can get a photo of her, I will post it, and you will see that Wacko Jacko is my new ABC weatherperson.
I'm going to go sniff glue or something so I don't smell the pee smell.