[Near the Barrier, a space raccoon is checking what looks to be his watch... only this "watch" is actually an intergalactic teleportation device, and it's talking to him.]

"Passport bracelet active. Link established with Continuum Cortex, Knowhere Station. Awaiting recall signal."

... And I guess that's it for this vacation.

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Lest you think I only ever post stuff about Thor's comic books, here's a little something for all the fans--old and new!--of Rocket Raccoon. I know there's bound to be, like, three of you out there!

Space raccoon in an E-Frame... Who doesn't want to see that?

( Possibly a lot of you. Hence the cut. )

Okay, I lied. They're not from Dr. Phil, they're from here. 5 + bonus.

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Name: Rocket Raccoon
Age: Adult!
Height: 2'6"
Weight: 35 lbs
Eyes: Red
Hair Fur: Gray-brown with black & white highlights

Group Affiliation: Guardians of the Galaxy; formerly the Dirty Half-Dozen and the Keystone Quadrant Rangers
Medical Information: Rocket is an artificially evolved North American raccoon, Procyon lotor, granted sentience & ( Read more... )