So after asking some questions about broadband cards, I get this:

[rabidglow]

12:10:13 PM deborah I'm getting this so I can see the Florida revival on www.god.tv -- you can feel the presence of God through the internet! and 9 dead people were raised from the dead

Uh.... what? I think God has more important things to do than hang out in the internets, but wtf is that last part?