Hello, all.
I found this picture while I was cleaning up:
I sponsored an underprivilaged child at Armstrong Elementary last year, just as I did the year before. Actually went to the ceremony to hand-deliver the box of goodies. That's me on the stage with my mom (who is Armstrong's librarian) and T-Bone, the San Antonio Rampage's mascot. The young child is the one I sponsored. The moment depicted here is me walking on stage to hand him the box, which is out-of-frame.
Then I decided to waste about 20-25 minutes scanning the photo, searching for a background online, and then putting this nonsense together:
And there you go.