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[rab_the_only]

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[omg_siriusly]

What about Sirius? He's a good bloke, I think.

[rab_the_only]

Good at some things...

I didn't know you swung that way Black.

[omg_siriusly]

I didn't know you've gotten stupider since you've left Hogwarts. You poor thing.

[rab_the_only]

It's funny Black, you think you can cover everything up. I know what happened.

So, you're the bitch?

[omg_siriusly]

...? You KNOW?

Look, don't tell anyone. This is secret.

[rab_the_only]

I know everything fool.

I'll tell whoever the bloody hell I want.

[omg_siriusly]

Lestrange, don't fucking tell! It'll ruin everything. No one is supposed to know.

[rab_the_only]

Since when do I care about ruining everything?

[omg_siriusly]

Because you're not here! Just don't tell him. Even though you know, just don't tell him what's happening. Then we'll be okay.

[rab_the_only]

What? Don't tell who what? You're off your fucking rocker Black.

[omg_siriusly]

I'm being totally serious right now - say nothing. Only James knows about this. And now that you know, things could get troublesome. Although I don't know why you'd care, you don't like Snape that much either, do you?

[rab_the_only]

Snape? Have you taken any pills today Black?

[omg_siriusly]

Yes. Don't tell Snivellus about the dungbombs under his bed. James and I made SURE to do it discreetly, so don't fucking ruin it, all right?

[rab_the_only]

.... Black, we're talking about something completely different.

Don't make me blurt out what happened in the broom closet.

[omg_siriusly]

Haha, you remember the broom closet? That was third year, mate! And, if you think about it, Snape deserved it for being a poncy git. It wasn't my fault that there were bats in that one particular closet..

[rab_the_only]

What the fuck? Did he obliviate you or some shite?

You're fucking nuts.