Silly Spam!

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I warned y'all I was in a weird mood, and here it manifests again, with more lame jokes. Thing of it as candy for your mind - lj trick or treat spam.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick.

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

WARNING: The following pair of jokes are in poor taste

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

WARNING: The following pair of jokes are just dumb

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Either Way, Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Okay, that's it - for now. BWAH-Ha-HA-ha-ha!