[Myojo 03.2012] Sexy Zone - part 2
scans credit to shatteredtenshi
Kikuchi Fuma-kun
7th March 1995
Pisces Blood type A
Born in Tokyo Metropolitan area
High School Year 2
Love brain graph
The inside of the brain of a boy going through puberty is not something that should be shown. This is embarrassing… To summarize, it is the feeling of “How (I) as a guy should lead the girl”.
10%: I want to be with the girl I like for the whole day
10%: I want to go to the sea for a date!
20%: When is the timing I should hold hands (with her)?
30%: In what kind of flow do I kiss (her)?
30%: If we are sitting side by side, how do I hug her?
My 5 methods to attack
[Sense of sight] Tied/knotted hair
I like female’s hair. My ideal is silky long hair with a slightly light color. It’s also good if it is lightly curled.
(TN: I don’t know how to put this, but I think it is basically the way girls tie their hair)
[Sense of hearing] In a sleepy voice, “Ohayo” (TN: Ohayo means good morning)
I want to hear it through the phone. Since it gives off a defenseless feeling, (it) makes my heart throb.
[Sense of smell] A fruity body mist smell
A kinda sweet berry smell is good. Rather than a strong perfume smell, I like it better when it you can smell it now and then.
[Sense of taste] Tamagoyaki
I get very excited when it is in my bentou! I want it to be sweet and slightly sticky feeling.
(TN: I think he means that the egg is not fully cooked? You know when it’s slightly not cooked, then there’s the juicy feeling?)
[Sense of touch] The entirety of an arm
When I accidentally touch the arm (of the person) beside me, if it is soft and smooth, it makes my heart throb.
Matsushima Sou-kun
27th November 1997
Sagittarius Blood type A
Born in Shizuoka Perfecture
Middle School Year 2
Love brain graph
Things such as kissing is embarrassing (*red face*)! I cannot imagine myself doing it. That’s why, I’ll be glad if the girl would take the proactive side. For me, it is probably impossible until after I get married…
10%: Shori-kun doesn’t do any love talks, but I wonder if he has any interest in it?
15%: Is dating and marriage different?
15%: I have to make sure that the atmosphere won’t be weird if I am alone with a girl together!
20%: Just which parts of a boy are girls attracted to?
40%: How does a kiss feel like?
My 5 methods to attack
[Sense of sight] The action of holding down their skirt while sitting down
It makes me think (she is) methodical and cute. Kento-kun also said, “I know right. It’s the best!” (lol)
[Sense of hearing] “You are everything”
Because it feels special. But, I cannot imagine in what kind of situation this line would be said.
[Sense of smell] Strawberry smell
If the girl I kiss has applied lipgloss, and it has a strawberry smell, it will make me happy.
[Sense of taste] Omelet rice with demi-glace sauce
I’ve never tasted demi-glace sauce before. That’s why, it will be good if the first time would be my girlfriend’s cooking.
[Sense of touch] Back (of a body)
It’s because I can feel the warmth and it makes me feel fluffy. Don’t you feel good when you pat (someone’s) back!?
(TN: Does it sound weird and hentai? LOL, if it does, I take all responsibility. xD Especially the last one about the sense of touch.)
Marius You-kun
30th March 2000
Aries Blood type O
Born in Heidelberg, Germany
Elementary School Year 6
Love brain graph
Pink, gummy (bear), Takaradzuka… These are all the things I love ♥ Because I was happy when Yokoyama (Yuu)-kun called me wrongly as “Hamarius”, I want to be called that way by my girlfriend too!
(TN: This happened in Kanjani8’s rekomen. I think Marius likes it quite well and he uses it as his call and response thingy… “Hamarius” is like made up of “hamaru (to be addicted to/crazy about)” and “Marius”. I think Marius uses it like, “Boku ni hamarius!” which means “Get addicted to me/Marius!”)
2%: A girl who likes to eat chanko nabe is good!
3%: Just when do girls practice making-up?
5%: I want my girlfriend to like gummy bears
10%: If I have a girl I like, I want to immediately ask for (her) mail address
10%: I want to be called “Hamarius” by my girlfriend
15%: If I am to confess, it’ll be at night at a beach!
15%: I want to have a date in Germany
20%: I want to watch Takaradzuka with my girlfriend
20%: I like girls who look well in pink ♥
My 5 methods to attack
[Sense of sight] A clean room
When I go to a girl’s house to play, if the room is clean, more and more will I like her
[Sense of hearing] “I love you”
For me, if (you are going to) whisper (words of) love, then it is more normal to say “I love you” rather than “I like you”.
[Sense of smell] Perfume (sold/used at a) Western-styled clothes shop
In the western-styled clothes shop that my older sister is working at, the perfume gives a sweet smell and I like it.
[Sense of taste] Chanko nabe
Since it seems that (she/I) will become strong like a sumo athlete! I want my girlfriend to make it.
(TN: Chanko nabe is nabe that is eaten by sumo athletes. In the previous time he mentioned this, I linked it to a wiki page. Go there to know more.)
[Sense of touch] Soft hands and cheeks
I have an image that girls’ skin is soft and smooth. If I touch it, my heart may throb.
Nakajima Kento-kun
13th March 1994
Pieces Blood type A
Born in Tokyo Metropolitan Area
High School Year 3
Love brain graph
I don’t have a single idea as to what girls think about. This kind of questions keeps on whirling in my head. But maybe love will become boring if I find out (the answers) to all that.
5%: Does pair look make girls happy?
10%: When we’re having a date in town, is disguising ok or not?
10%: Do (girls) hate it if her hair gets messy when I stroke it?
15%: Are (girls) happy if we hold hands?
20%: What kind of emotions do girls go through if they are kissed?
30%: What do girls think of boys who proactively approach (them) to start a conversation?
My 5 methods to attack
[Sense of sight] Glancing at me
I like it when the girl glances at me but gets embarrassed and look away immediately.
[Sense of hearing] “You’re going back already?”
When we are going to go separate ways, if I was asked this question in a lonely voice, I’ll want to a~lways stay together.
[Sense of smell] Strawberry smell
For things like body mist, I like it when it has a swe~et smell. It somehow makes me want to follow it.
[Sense of taste] Hand-made sandwich
Sandwiches with stuff like lettuce and eggs, and then I want it to be packed in an exclusive case ♪
(TN: That was a direct translation. I think he just means that he wants it to be packed especially for him…? LOL, or in some case/box used for sandwiches)
[Sense of touch] While walking side by side, our fingers accidentally touch each other
My heart throbs when my finger(s) accidentally touch hers while we’re walking side by side.
Satou Shouri-kun
30th October 1996
Scorpio Blood type A
Born in Tokyo Metropolitan Area
Middle School Year 3
Love brain graph
I want to romantically hug (her) tightly, just like in dramas ♥ I want to embrace her such that our faces are next to each other. But first, I have to grow taller, or it won’t look good~ (lol)
(TN: throws tomatoes at Shori for using such a difficult phrase. Gah! Don’t ask me!! *hides* Just, imagine what you like. ♥)
10%: How do girls with long hairs care for their hair?
10%: Isn’t it tough for girls to put on make-up every day?
30%: I want to hold hands with a girl and go for a walk!
50%: I want to tightly hug a girl!
(TN: such a curious boy… shall I volunteer? xD)
My 5 methods to attack
[Sense of sight] Upturned eyes
My heart will throb if I am looked at by a girl who is looking upwards while laying down on a table.
[Sense of hearing] “Aah…”
It’s similar to sense of touch… It hits me if when this word just comes out when our hands happen to touch each other.
[Sense of smell] Shampoo smell
I like an aromatic smell that heals (you)! It’s like when you walk past (her) you can smell it.
[Sense of taste] Stylish pasta
(I’d like for it to have) stuff such as prawns and tomato, even if you’re not that good, as long as effort is put into it, I’ll be happy.
[Sense of touch] Hands
When our hands accidentally touch each other, (she’d say) “aah…” it makes my heart throb ♥ Like a scene in a shoujo manga!
(TN: Shoujo manga basically are manga targeted for girls/teenage girls. Like Ouran High, Skip Beat, etc.)
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FINALLY DONE!! xD
That took quite some time since I kinda lost interest a few times in between. Hehehe. That marks the end of the crosstalk in this issue! Shall move on to something else sometime soon~
Anyway, I feel like flailing about Kanjani8’s rekomen!!
Some of you may know, k-taro-san is now replaced by DJ Nori as the regular. And since DJ Nori is new, yokohina is making it a point to get along well with him!! And so they call him in to chat for about 20-30mins during their broadcast. This is from the conversation they had on the second time DJ Nori’s chatting with YokoHina!
DJ Nori’s 2.5 hours of scolding became 1 hour after using “otintin” instead of “chinchin”. LOL! “All thanks to Yoko-nii!!” 8D
Yoko: As long as you say dirty jokes cutely and smoothly, you’ll get away from the higher ups \8D/
Anyways, please don’t steal this translation in any way. Just link it back here! Or just ask me if you’re gonna do anything else other than reading it. =D