Moron Log - 12/15/2010
Moron Log 12/15/2010
I was informed that AGAIN this year I have messed up how old I am. I think this is the fourth year ! And three in a row. How stupid does a person have to be to keep track of their own age? Apparently I have just missed this level. For at least half a year I was sure I was a year older than I am. Again ! I don't think I'm aging at all !
I know how it all started. I think. (You've decided by this point that I'm too stupid to actually “think” at all, right?) Several years ago I adopted the attitude that if no one notices it's your birthday, no one calls you, no one sings, no cake, no presents, nothing at all - you don't have to count that year. But I was KIDDING, really.
Now I'm stuck looking like a total MORON !
A younger moron, but a moron nonetheless.