MORON Log
Moron Log
12/8/2010
>> Great Discovery!
I moved into my new apartment with its infinitesimal kitchen just over three months ago. Granted, I live alone, and mostly just don't give a - - well, mostly, I'm in no hurry to get everything in just the right place. But the kitchen has been driving me round the bend - and literally! It has so little counter space, so few corresponding cabinets that I first tried putting my pots and pans in the oven! But, Ditzo here was terrified that I'd “preheat” for the first time in my life, and melt all the handles. And I actually do have a set of shelves sitting 'round the bend holding the big bowls, crockpot, big Tupperware, etc. But even still, there is no room in the cabinets for both food, and dishes in the kitchen. There isn't even enough room for stacked water glasses and bowls in a cabinet, much less 12” plates. (Good thing I still can't find said plates, eh?) But today, after loading my dishwasher nearby (Must be a national holiday! Or someone should declare it to be!)... I happened to actually LOOK on the wall just outside the kitchen and notice the extra cabinet that James hung for me when I first moved in. And...I opened the door.... and LO !!! (It's Christmastime, so “Lo” and “Hark” tend to leak into one's vocabulary.) A totally empty cabinet !!!!! It's like a Christmas present !!! What a MORON !!!!
12/8/2010
>>Just spent the past 20 minutes with those cheap, hard, uncomfortable earphone buds in my ears while listening to my favorite funny Christmas CD streaming from the laptop SPEAKERS ! (Same day as above, same hour, actually. It's now 11:30 AM. I think I should give up and go to BED. It looks like it's going to be one of THOSE days ! And the sooner it's over, the better. Will this work?)
12/8/2010
>> Great Discovery!
I moved into my new apartment with its infinitesimal kitchen just over three months ago. Granted, I live alone, and mostly just don't give a - - well, mostly, I'm in no hurry to get everything in just the right place. But the kitchen has been driving me round the bend - and literally! It has so little counter space, so few corresponding cabinets that I first tried putting my pots and pans in the oven! But, Ditzo here was terrified that I'd “preheat” for the first time in my life, and melt all the handles. And I actually do have a set of shelves sitting 'round the bend holding the big bowls, crockpot, big Tupperware, etc. But even still, there is no room in the cabinets for both food, and dishes in the kitchen. There isn't even enough room for stacked water glasses and bowls in a cabinet, much less 12” plates. (Good thing I still can't find said plates, eh?) But today, after loading my dishwasher nearby (Must be a national holiday! Or someone should declare it to be!)... I happened to actually LOOK on the wall just outside the kitchen and notice the extra cabinet that James hung for me when I first moved in. And...I opened the door.... and LO !!! (It's Christmastime, so “Lo” and “Hark” tend to leak into one's vocabulary.) A totally empty cabinet !!!!! It's like a Christmas present !!! What a MORON !!!!
12/8/2010
>>Just spent the past 20 minutes with those cheap, hard, uncomfortable earphone buds in my ears while listening to my favorite funny Christmas CD streaming from the laptop SPEAKERS ! (Same day as above, same hour, actually. It's now 11:30 AM. I think I should give up and go to BED. It looks like it's going to be one of THOSE days ! And the sooner it's over, the better. Will this work?)