I'm too sexy for my.....
In case you didn't know, we are right in the middle of Nude Recreation Week. You have until the 10th to starve off those last 45 pounds and strut those sagging tattoos you thought were such a good idea to get in your heyday. Watch out for Candiru !!!
How's that song go? "I'm too sexy for my....." Sing and dance with me, in front of the mirror....
"I'm too fat to fit my suit,
Too lazy to buy a new,
And my reflection - it hurts." ♫ ♪
(See, Mom? That B.A. in music didn't go to waste after all.)
(Wish something else didn't go to waist....)
How's that song go? "I'm too sexy for my....." Sing and dance with me, in front of the mirror....
"I'm too fat to fit my suit,
Too lazy to buy a new,
And my reflection - it hurts." ♫ ♪
(See, Mom? That B.A. in music didn't go to waste after all.)
(Wish something else didn't go to waist....)