Huluholic?

May 09, 2011 21:01

I think I might have a problem.

I opened a tab for Hulu.com, to watch TV on my laptop, and the number of items in my queue is a whopping 653 !!    I set out wondering, wow, how long will that take to watch?   Assuming each entry was an hour (which they're not all, since some will be excerpts, and I delete those), that would be a monstrous 26.45 DAYS to watch them all, plus potty breaks.
(635 / 24 = 26.4583333)

Look, I'm as much an insomniac as the next person, but even I can't stay up for 26 DAYS! No matter how fascinating watching yet another clip of the Royal Wedding hats can be.

Then I remembered that online you save so much time since they don't have 15 minutes of commercials peppered thoughout each hour.   So I had to refigure it all with only 45 minutes each, or 25% less.   Miss Mathophobe started to hyperventilate at this point, and determined she was NOT going to divide by 4 and then multiply by 3 again....she was going to buckle down and master that pesky percentage thingage for once.  (I tell you it really rots being just still smart enough to have a glaring grasp on how stupid you've become over the years.)

So.... 26.45 X .75 = 19.8375 days

Oh, that's MUCH better.  I think I'll still have time for a little Facebook before ...
the     End       Of       Time     ! ! ! !

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