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so theres this old woman at hardees who insists that the hardees in rock hill has hot dogs. anyways this hardees used to have them and might have them again in the future but hse cant have one today. so then the lady asks if they can make a thin burger because she cant handle the trademark hardees THICKBURGER. they cant. so the lady asks them to cut it in half for her.

the next woman in line doesnt want ketchup on her burger but wants maynaise on the side. they two women cackle together about how the one woman wants a hotdog.

hardees is hell.