I wish my mom would think about someone other than herself sometimes. I wake up at 530 for work. She gets up at 9. Ben wants to go to olive garden for his birthday dinner. There's one 20 minutes away from my moms house, but 1.5 hours away from me, and another one that's about 45 minutes away from both of us. I'm saying, mom. Can we meet at the one ( Read more... )

last night at dinner my stepdad said "palin" during a conversation, probably because he and my brother were rhyming back and forth or something, and i visibly grimaced. my stepdad said, "what, you have a problem with palin?" and i said, "how could i NOT have a problem with palin ( Read more... )

i haven't spent 3 hours on the phone with anyone in so long ( Read more... )

why the fuck do i even call my mom anymore.

why do i have to tell my mom the same shit that my brother has told her a thousand times? she refuses to listen to him so he calls me and tells me to tell her things, then i tell her and she claims that he never said anything to her ( Read more... )

wow, my parents actually drove down here to have dinner with me tonight.

really impressive considering i only live 45 minutes away and they've been down here a total of 2-3 times in the 3 years i've lived here.

my granny's going to me mad at me because i was supposed to be there around 12-1 and at this rate i'll get there at 2 ( Read more... )