yo sup

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hey dudes, i'm still around. i'm just like, really busy.

so i guess let's just make this a list of shit that annoys me, because those are always fun and everyone can relate, amirite?

1. my oven makes the worst sound ever when your foods are done. i was making an apple crisp but was watching a youtube vid when the timer went off, so it beeps, and i'm like oh ok oven. then it beeps again. then AGAIN. every 10 seconds, which would be annoying on its own, but it's a looooong beep. and after a while you just get sick of it and take the shit out of the oven, which i guess was the idea behind the design.
2. i'm looking at facebook earlier and this girl i went to high school with posts this stupid thing: "women need a reason to have sex. men just need a place. LOLOL NOW REPOST CUZ ITS SOOOO TRUE!" and i'm like really? is it? because i don't really need reasons to have sex. oh, wait i do. here are some of them: sex is awesome, it's thursday, it's 4pm, i haven't had sex in the last 10 minutes, and i'm not eating, so i should probably be having sex.
3. the fact that avril lavigne is still making crappy music? stop, please.
4. we have to give these benchmark tests at the end of every marking period, and my kids are so stupid they don't even know half of the words in the questions to be able to answer them. someone seriously asked me what affection was today. NINTH GRADE COLLEGE PREP, AND YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT AFFECTION MEANS.
5. actually, my job in general.
6. i am so completely consumed by my ridiculous work responsibilities this year that i have like no memory whatsoever. i forget people's birthdays, i forget to pay things, i forget where i'm going, i forget what i'm supposed to be doing. my stress level is through the roof. i just work, eat, sleep, repeat infinity.
7. donald sweats like a madman when he sleeps. i hate changing my bedsheets because my bed is huge, but he sweats ridiculously. before we get in bed, i turn the heat down way low, and he lays out uncovered, completely naked, and i'm bundled up, freezing cold. i wake up in the middle of the night sweating MY ass off because he's now under the covers with me, his hot ass arm around me. if i leave the heat on high before bed, he starts out really hot, and rips all of the covers off during the night, so then i'm freezing when i wake up. we need to figure something out.

so anyway, that's what's going on here. as soon as i have any energy level i need to wind that red yarn into a ball and start knitting it. i'm about 99% sure i'm going with this pattern (ravelry link), which is both manly and pretty. it doesn't curl, either, which is nice, because the yarn is a superwash merino, and i know the boy isn't going to wash and block. i'll be lucky if he washes.

ok, the end. miss you guys.