001 - he has no clue what's going on at the moment :[
Well, well. Well. What have we here? This isn't where I expected to go.
Are we getting clever, Lucifer? I expected torments, I thought I would be ripped apart, screaming, over and over for an eternity. This is not a reception worthy of even the most puerile of sinners, let alone me!
Instead, I've been given satin. Silk. All my little... creature comforts.
Tsk tsk, Luci. I don't think you're getting clever, I think you're getting old. Time to let the fresh blood have a whirl, perhaps?
Although, while you're being so kind, might I beg one favor, O Lord? The Angel Gabriel has defied the Balance in the grossest of ways. Can't I punish him, just a lick? Make him human, and let me have at. I won't even mind if you watched. Bring the kid. Mmm-mmmm, fun for the whole family.
And once Constantine has made his way down here... I've got a trick or two that'll blow him away.
[ooc: He crossed everything off once he realized he wasn't where he thought he was. It's illegible, and has been replaced with:]
Hm. Interesting.
Are we getting clever, Lucifer? I expected torments, I thought I would be ripped apart, screaming, over and over for an eternity. This is not a reception worthy of even the most puerile of sinners, let alone me!
Instead, I've been given satin. Silk. All my little... creature comforts.
Tsk tsk, Luci. I don't think you're getting clever, I think you're getting old. Time to let the fresh blood have a whirl, perhaps?
Although, while you're being so kind, might I beg one favor, O Lord? The Angel Gabriel has defied the Balance in the grossest of ways. Can't I punish him, just a lick? Make him human, and let me have at. I won't even mind if you watched. Bring the kid. Mmm-mmmm, fun for the whole family.
And once Constantine has made his way down here... I've got a trick or two that'll blow him away.
[ooc: He crossed everything off once he realized he wasn't where he thought he was. It's illegible, and has been replaced with:]
Hm. Interesting.