[private to Callisto]

Our last discussion was such fun, I can only hope you're up for putting your money where your mouth was.

Care for a little treat?

Arnold Rimmer, Level 6, Room 5. He's proving to be a nuisance, and I think our little corner of the sky could do without his continued existence. I would dearly love to hear him scream.

The man you are looking for is named Jayne.

Who here deserves most to die?

Who here least deserves to die?

Duuuuuuude.

... Like. Oh my god. Duuuuuuuuuude.

Instead of making all you kids swing by my office, I thought I'd post the syllabus here for you to copy. Any questions, please don't hesitate to ask. Have fun!

( syllabus )

Looks like I'm the new teacher here at Barge High. Good afternoon to you all. Just call me Mr. B. And don't forget to pick up your syllabuses from my office before the end of the day today! There's some reading due tomorrow and I don't want any of you to fall behind.

[ooc: To escape the Loki-generated cold weather, Balthy fled upstairs and was hit ( Read more... )

Oh Loki... Come out come out wherever you are...

[ooc: Balthazar is hanging out on Level 2. He has his mind powers and insect powers back. Anyone want to cross his path and get brain-raped?]

What is John Constantine doing in my bedroom?

Two of the wardens know something. They could stop this. Are they simply ignorant of their own knowledge, or do they choose to let us suffer? The Admiral told me this, and I know when someone is lying. He wasn't ( Read more... )

[Balthazar, in light of his warden's promise to force him to eat nothing but flavorless mush, coupled with Adam's discovery that the food supply is short, has dashed down to the kitchen and stolen as much food as he could carry using his jacket as a make-shift bag. Since he's not used to having to eat, some of it is not the healthiest or most ( Read more... )