I was sooo out of it when i wrote this it proly doesn't make sense at all...
Whoa…that is one way to describe the night I had last night. It was insane. The night started off with ashlyn and me meeting some of Melissa’s friends at the coffee plantation and chilling with them till like nine. Then we ventured over to Nicks apartment complex and rocked out with a bunch of the dudes from the music conservatory. We had like 20 sing alongs to the most random songs…there was a guy there that looked a lot like one of the Laurence brothers and he was wearing a team zissu sweatshirt. He told me he got it off ebay and that there were shoes too. I don’t remember if he had them or he was just randomly talking to him because at this time I was pretty fucking plastered. We sang hey ya and they guy playing the guitar had moccasins on that he made! Wtf! So cool! Anyway so then ashlyn and I ended up following these two guys to their apartment and we were inducted into the cool names club…I remember one of the guys was Micah…but I have no clue what the other guys name was…it was way out there weird. So this kid Micah has the constellation Orion tattooed on his inner wrist, it was sooo hot, and he could do the best Mitch Hedburg impression I have ever seen! Amazing. So then we made our way over to some random dudes balcony and we hung out there for a while until we went to go in search of nick at his place. We chilled there and listened to some music and got massages from this dude in a massage school who just randomly came up to ashlyn and I at like the first party and then followed us for a couple hours. It was weird cause it was some random guy putting his hands on me, and at first I was like…ummm hello personal bubble? But then it was amaaaaazing. Omg. If we could have stayed there for the rest of the night I proly wouldn’t have muscles cause they would have all dissolved into a puddle of amazingly happy goo. SWEET! So then Taylor and her friends told us about some desert rave and ashlyn and I decided that we should go cause tailors friend was spinning, that and it would just be funny to be at a rave in the desert. So we went and picked up mike at Del taco and left right before he got in a fight with some drunken asshole. So this rave is in like fucking Payson. Not really all the way in Payson, but like 17 miles north of fountain hills. Wow. So we get there and it’s so lame there are like 20 people and a do and only one crazy guy is dancing. Im pretty sure other people are rolling, but they are just sitting there, and this one kid is like staring at the fire in the middle crying. Fucking weird man! So we grab some beers and stand around, and then mike ashlyn and I decide we are at a fucking rave so we might as well dance to the horrible music. So we pretty much rock the fucking desert for like 3 hours. Insane. The one guy that was crying told me I was really good at the roger rabbit…but I don’t know what that is…im guessing a dance move. So we finally decide to leave. We drop nick back at his place and then we mob over to this kid brocks house. Keep in mind its like 6:15 am and the sun is out at this point. So mike wakes Brock up and he lets us in. ashlyn and mike finish a bottle of wine in his fridge at we have a britney spears dance party for 3 more hours. In there there was some nasty porn on the tv and some mtv hits. Then mike is starting to fall asleep so ashlyn decides to put him to bed. She picks his feet up off the ground and tells him to “go to sleep like a little cutie”. over and over. I kid you not. This girl is awesome. So we leave, hit up some sonic, and then get back to ashlyns place, where we are now. As we were getting out of the car ashlyn thought one of my floormats was her shoe…great. Over all this has been a freaking crazy night. I drove like 165 miles, went to a rave, had a 3 hour long dace party, and an amazing time. Now I am severely sleep deprived…so adios!