I have been a meme-ing, thanks to
inusaga .
Behold, my results:
You Should Rule Mercury
Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.
You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.
Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.
A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you.
What Planet Should You Rule? You Are From Jupiter
You are exuberantly curious - and you love to explore anything new.
Enthusiastic and optimistic, you get a kick out of stimulating, intellectual discussions.
Foreign cultures and languages fascinate you. You love the outdoors, animals, and freedom.
You tend to exaggerate, but no one really believes your tall tales. Hold back on stretching the truth.
If you do, you'll continue to be known for your confidence, generosity, and sense of justice.
What Planet Are You From? You Can Make 68% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You
Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal.
Just don't let someone you're really into get the better of you!
As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you'll get the prize at the end.
Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You? Your Body Image is 36% Unhealthy, 64% Healthy
You're body image is quite healthy, though you're sometimes a little bit too hard on yourself.
Chances are you've got a rockin' body - so enjoy it!
How's Your Body Image? You Are Fairly Normal
You scored 60% normal on this quiz
Like most people you are normal in some ways...
But you aren't a completely normal person. You're a little weird too!
Why You Are Normal:
You think glasses can make someone more attractive
You prefer a good meal to a good nap
You prefer ruffled potato chips
When you're in a car, you prefer to be the driver
You prefer fiction to non fiction
Why You Aren't Normal:
You prefer your family to your friends
You think fishnet stockings are sexy
You don't keep up with your horoscope
You are no longer with your first love
You eat the cupcake first
What's Normal About You... And What's Not? ...I didn't like this one. It didn't give me enough options. What if I like both the sun and the moon equally or never had a first love, huh? Wouldn't that make me weirder?
And for the record, I like to mash bakery items with icing up into a really delicious paste. Yes, that's right. I play with my food.
So apparently, I'm a lying brat from Jupiter who's out to take over Mercury, has barely passing seduction skills, a healthier body image than I'd thought I had, and is disappointingly normal. Though, I think the normal quiz was rigged far too simply for the truly weird, such as myself.
Well, that was a splendid fun waste of time. I shall get back to writing now.
ETA : WTF! *kills LJ* The cut isn't working!! *kills LJ again*