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...man, there is something in the air: break ups and sadness is everywhere.
And I am not immune (to the sadness).
Anyway, instead of that. Meme answers!
1. She is a weapon and he likes guns. See also: knives.
Firefly: River/Jayne. It's not pretty, but damn, it is entertaining.
2. He's not a stick in the mud in his dreams.
Inception: Arthur/Eames. It's canon, ok.
3. He might have a green thumb, but unfortunately she's not a plant, but a snake and his track record with those, well...it doesn't end well for the snake.
HP: Pansy/Neville. Correctly guessed by incaprious.
This is probably the closest I ever got to an OTP with HP. And look, I'm not crazy, I knew that it was never going to be canon, but JKR really ruined everything. Basically.
4. A bird may love a dog, ser, but where would they live?
ASOIAF: Sansa/Sandor. I don't know what it is, but there's something that just works here even though it is so skeevy. So skeevy.
5. Nobody ever said she couldn't love them both. Or even that she loved him first.
TVD: Damon/Katherine. Correctly guessed by ever_neutral.
These guys! They are just. They warm the cockles of my cold dead heart with their snark. Also, hot.
6. There once was a bear living in a cave. He lives there still, chained by the goddess-angel.
Obernewtyn: Elspeth/Rushton. Correctly guessed by ki_caelum.
I think I imprinted on these guys when I was thirteen. Oh, well.
7. She cut off his hand. He still gave her earrings.
The Thief: Gen/Attolia. Correctly guessed by ki_caelum.
If you ever get the chance to read The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner, do! And then follow it up with The Queen of Attolia.
8. As a boy, he saved the Lady of Shalott as she floated down the river on a barge.
AoGG: Anne/Gilbert. And honestly, my memory is a bit hazy on this, so I might have got the reference wrong. Also, a couple I imprinted on when I was thirteen. Why can't real life be fiction?
9. He has known few truly accomplished ladies. She may or may not be one of them.
P&P: Darcy/Elizabeth. I'm not going to say more.
10. It started with domestic violence and ended in an airlock.
BSG: Callie/Tyrol. Correctly guessed by incaprious.
Man, so even in S1 I was shipping Callie/Tyrol and then it happened! And then it was awful.
11. If only she weren't so judgy. Oh, and if he weren't the living undead.
TVD: Damon/Bonnie. Correctly guessed by ever_neutral.
I am so ashamed.
12. For him, it's not just about the money, but that certainly helps.
Haha, so Gruen: Russell Howcroft/Advertising, because I couldn't resist.
13. He wouldn't always alone (forever), if only he would realise his true nature.
TVD: Stefan/Klaus.
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And I am not immune (to the sadness).
Anyway, instead of that. Meme answers!
1. She is a weapon and he likes guns. See also: knives.
Firefly: River/Jayne. It's not pretty, but damn, it is entertaining.
2. He's not a stick in the mud in his dreams.
Inception: Arthur/Eames. It's canon, ok.
3. He might have a green thumb, but unfortunately she's not a plant, but a snake and his track record with those, well...it doesn't end well for the snake.
HP: Pansy/Neville. Correctly guessed by incaprious.
This is probably the closest I ever got to an OTP with HP. And look, I'm not crazy, I knew that it was never going to be canon, but JKR really ruined everything. Basically.
4. A bird may love a dog, ser, but where would they live?
ASOIAF: Sansa/Sandor. I don't know what it is, but there's something that just works here even though it is so skeevy. So skeevy.
5. Nobody ever said she couldn't love them both. Or even that she loved him first.
TVD: Damon/Katherine. Correctly guessed by ever_neutral.
These guys! They are just. They warm the cockles of my cold dead heart with their snark. Also, hot.
6. There once was a bear living in a cave. He lives there still, chained by the goddess-angel.
Obernewtyn: Elspeth/Rushton. Correctly guessed by ki_caelum.
I think I imprinted on these guys when I was thirteen. Oh, well.
7. She cut off his hand. He still gave her earrings.
The Thief: Gen/Attolia. Correctly guessed by ki_caelum.
If you ever get the chance to read The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner, do! And then follow it up with The Queen of Attolia.
8. As a boy, he saved the Lady of Shalott as she floated down the river on a barge.
AoGG: Anne/Gilbert. And honestly, my memory is a bit hazy on this, so I might have got the reference wrong. Also, a couple I imprinted on when I was thirteen. Why can't real life be fiction?
9. He has known few truly accomplished ladies. She may or may not be one of them.
P&P: Darcy/Elizabeth. I'm not going to say more.
10. It started with domestic violence and ended in an airlock.
BSG: Callie/Tyrol. Correctly guessed by incaprious.
Man, so even in S1 I was shipping Callie/Tyrol and then it happened! And then it was awful.
11. If only she weren't so judgy. Oh, and if he weren't the living undead.
TVD: Damon/Bonnie. Correctly guessed by ever_neutral.
I am so ashamed.
12. For him, it's not just about the money, but that certainly helps.
Haha, so Gruen: Russell Howcroft/Advertising, because I couldn't resist.
13. He wouldn't always alone (forever), if only he would realise his true nature.
TVD: Stefan/Klaus.
This entry was originally posted at http://quietliban.dreamwidth.org/19075.html. Please comment there using OpenID.