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Today in Chem, we had Casper the Friendly Ghost Sub. I told him that me and Ann have to go on the computer to type our lab report. And I like whipped out a page of my notes as the phony rough draft.
So, we went on Lj, Mugglenet, Homestar, and some crap Nick wanted to look at.
Then Casper goes, "Do I have to stand behind you two and watch you the whole hour?" So we were like, "Sure!" And I typed all this crap about Mrs. Grossman loving Jon Carpenter. Some fake numbers. A little bit of jibberish. And he didn't find that funny!
So he starts lecturing us on doing our lab, and we were like, we always hand it in 2 months late and get an A, so why worry about it now?
Then we wrote Mrs. Grossman an email:
Your computer sucks. It won't load homestarrunner.com. And the sub thinks we should be doing our work. Pish posh. He just punched Kate in the face and said he'd kill our families if we told you.
Have a great time in NYC!!!!!!
Love,
Your favorite students,
Kelsey, Ann, and Binya
So, we went on Lj, Mugglenet, Homestar, and some crap Nick wanted to look at.
Then Casper goes, "Do I have to stand behind you two and watch you the whole hour?" So we were like, "Sure!" And I typed all this crap about Mrs. Grossman loving Jon Carpenter. Some fake numbers. A little bit of jibberish. And he didn't find that funny!
So he starts lecturing us on doing our lab, and we were like, we always hand it in 2 months late and get an A, so why worry about it now?
Then we wrote Mrs. Grossman an email:
Your computer sucks. It won't load homestarrunner.com. And the sub thinks we should be doing our work. Pish posh. He just punched Kate in the face and said he'd kill our families if we told you.
Have a great time in NYC!!!!!!
Love,
Your favorite students,
Kelsey, Ann, and Binya