I shouldn't be allowed out in public
Pretty good day. I did miss my niece in her costume (fuck) but because of the evils of Facebook I can at least see pictures of her and steal them from my sister. I'm ashamed to admit I use Facebook. I die a little bit on the inside when I admit that I use it.
Anyhoo. Laura and I went walking. Completely missed each other the first time round and had to walk back to our meeting point. It was just a nice little walk where we gossiped and stuff. Pretty girlie for me actually. We walked back to the mall and met up with Mike then had dinner at the food court. There is a little bit of everything in a food court so everyone can be happy.
The reason I shouldn't be allowed out in public is the fact I don't censor myself, ever. EVAR! Apparently this middle aged woman who decided to sit at the table in front of us didn't like my conversation. All I talked about was the time we went camping and I threw up on the Canadian flag and passed out in a pool of vomit, or the time I got caught checking out a girl's ass at the movies (ok it was right in my face of course I stared! It's not like I grabbed it and it was totally grab worthy) and so on and so forth. You know, typical dinner conversation. Mike informed me she kept looking over at us and staring. I wanted to follow her and continue to make her uncomfortable but we decided to look at puppies instead.
Puppies = awesome. We stood around and watched one puppy continually rape another puppy and lick/sniff the puppy's penis. Its one of those things you feel guilty for watching but you can't stop. The other puppy really did put up a fight, it was funny. It kinda looked like the other dogs would gang up and pee on him because he was very dirty. I had a bunch of cats lick my hand (all pussies love me :D) and I fought with the African grey parrot. I won. Boo ya!
Side notes: I have it checked that I want email notifications when anyone comments, yet I'm not getting any. Am I a complete tool? Is anyone else having problems with this? And I checked they are not going to my junk mail.
Also, I get very bored. Feel free to add me to MSN. Think my journal entries but in real time. Ooooh. I'm just as weird and make as little sense on MSN as I am on LJ.
Anyhoo. Laura and I went walking. Completely missed each other the first time round and had to walk back to our meeting point. It was just a nice little walk where we gossiped and stuff. Pretty girlie for me actually. We walked back to the mall and met up with Mike then had dinner at the food court. There is a little bit of everything in a food court so everyone can be happy.
The reason I shouldn't be allowed out in public is the fact I don't censor myself, ever. EVAR! Apparently this middle aged woman who decided to sit at the table in front of us didn't like my conversation. All I talked about was the time we went camping and I threw up on the Canadian flag and passed out in a pool of vomit, or the time I got caught checking out a girl's ass at the movies (ok it was right in my face of course I stared! It's not like I grabbed it and it was totally grab worthy) and so on and so forth. You know, typical dinner conversation. Mike informed me she kept looking over at us and staring. I wanted to follow her and continue to make her uncomfortable but we decided to look at puppies instead.
Puppies = awesome. We stood around and watched one puppy continually rape another puppy and lick/sniff the puppy's penis. Its one of those things you feel guilty for watching but you can't stop. The other puppy really did put up a fight, it was funny. It kinda looked like the other dogs would gang up and pee on him because he was very dirty. I had a bunch of cats lick my hand (all pussies love me :D) and I fought with the African grey parrot. I won. Boo ya!
Side notes: I have it checked that I want email notifications when anyone comments, yet I'm not getting any. Am I a complete tool? Is anyone else having problems with this? And I checked they are not going to my junk mail.
Also, I get very bored. Feel free to add me to MSN. Think my journal entries but in real time. Ooooh. I'm just as weird and make as little sense on MSN as I am on LJ.