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[queenofplastics]

God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.

[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]

Comments

[phasedcat]

Trashy freaks? Seriously? That's a great way to make some friends in a place like this.

[queenofplastics]

Who needs friends with this many hot guys around?

[phasedcat]

That really shouldn't be your main concern. Especially if you come from a normal world.

[queenofplastics]

Uh- it's always a concern. What's a normal world got to do with anything?

[phasedcat]

If you come from a normal world you won't be even slightly prepared for anything here.

[queenofplastics]

Try actually saying something useful.

[phasedcat]

It'll be harder for you to adjust to curses and supernatural beings if you come from a world that doesn't have anything like that. Simple enough for you?

[queenofplastics]

That's what the police are for.

[phasedcat]

Evidently there really isn't one here anymore.

[queenofplastics]

What the hell kind of messed-up, low-budget, slave-trading city is this?! Ugh!

[phasedcat]

Slave trading? Are you serious? What do you even mean by that?

[queenofplastics]

Did you know I have to work here? Ugh!

[phasedcat]

You're a teenager aren't you?

[queenofplastics]

Yeah.

[phasedcat]

And that explains everything. You're probably from a normal world too right? 100% human world?