Dec 11, 2009 19:47
God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.
[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]
Ugh, I don't have time for this. So, like, anyone know where the nearest mall is?
[Pause.]
Um, okay, why am I suddenly surrounded by a bunch of trashy freaks?
[ooc | Life sucks. Needs some queen in my life.]
will destroy all of you,
is the fucking queen,
shopping is therapy,
voice