♛ o1

[queenofplastics]

God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.

[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]

Comments

idek if there's a mall lol

[denyinurgod]

[Insert directions to the mall here!]

lmao me neither WE CAN PRETEND

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god, finally. Someone useful around here.

or maybe SETSUNA JUST JESUS'ED A MALL UP

[denyinurgod]

Many are useful in this City.

...does it sell Gundams

[queenofplastics]

The guys, maybe. The girls are all so retarded.

...maybe. :(

[denyinurgod]

They do not have a mental disability because they are female.

You can't be Gundam, Setsuna.

[queenofplastics]

Have you seen them?

LIES. /smacks around with Gundam

[denyinurgod]

Yes.

/REPELS WITH REGINA WAVES

[queenofplastics]

They're disgusting.

A CHALLENGE?

[denyinurgod]

I do not believe that they are.

A DUEL TO THE DEATH

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god. You're one of them, aren't you?

BRING IT BITCH

[denyinurgod]

...One of them?

OH IT'S ON NOW.

[queenofplastics]

I bet you wear crocs.

/sparkles

[denyinurgod]

...What are crocs?

/REGINAS

[queenofplastics]

Disgusting plastic shoes affordable for lots of poor people.

oshi--

[denyinurgod]

I am not aware of such footwear.

kufufufu~

[queenofplastics]

Fine, then you're not that much of a loser. Just a regular one.