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[queenofplastics]

God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.

[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]

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action; HERE COMES THE LITTLE SHEEP

[deresforkisa]

[There's a little sheep here. Feel free to bump into him, Regina!]

action; HERE COMES THE QUEEN

[queenofplastics]

[BUMP. Probably her fault, btw.]

Hey. Kid. Watch where you're going.

action; GET OUT REGINA

[deresforkisa]

[God, what a rude girl. He already doesn't like her.]

I wasn't even doing anything. Why are you blaming it on me? You're clearly responsible.

action; NO EVERYTHING IS HER TERRITORY NOW

[queenofplastics]

[Huh. Cute. If only he weren't such a fucking brat]

Maybe if you weren't so short, pipsqueak.

action; WELL SORRY, HIRO WAS THERE FIRST

[deresforkisa]

[And Regina only continues to get more annoying as she just keeps talking. :|]

If you would watch where you were going, you wouldn't have to worry about anything.

Or are you too dumb to do that?

action; THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

[queenofplastics]

What did you say?

[Oh my god- is it illegal to smack children?]

Aren't kids supposed to be, like, cute or whatever? What happened to you?

action; HE'LL TAKE IT BACK >|

[deresforkisa]

That you're dumb. It's not like it's hard to actually watch where you're going.

[Yes, it's illegal. :| He'll call child abuse or something.]

That same question can apply to you.

action; pfffffft lies upon lies

[queenofplastics]

Nice try, grow any pubes yet?

action; But I don't lie. 8(

[deresforkisa]

Are you some sort of pedophile?

action; ....still lies

[queenofplastics]

Sorry but I like my men post-puberty, thanks. Why don't you go run to your mommy, now.

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[deresforkisa]

I don't see why they'd like you, unless they're just as idiotic as you are.

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[queenofplastics]

That's why you go for doctors and lawyers. You should keep that in mind.

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[deresforkisa]

[Man, even Tohru is better than this crap.]

The lawyers and doctors that like you probably aren't any good.

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[queenofplastics]

The lawyers and doctors I'm talking about aren't the ones you see in your stupid cartoons.

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[deresforkisa]

Of course they are. The ones in the cartoons are more intelligent.

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[queenofplastics]

Do you ever just shut up?