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[queenofplastics]

God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.

[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]

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[treadingdawn]

A bunch of what?

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[queenofplastics]

Trashy fr-

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[queenofplastics]

[Oooh nice voice]

-eaks. It's like people get dressed in the dark here or something.

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[treadingdawn]

[Oblivious Caspian is oblivious.]

Well now and then the 'electricity' fails. Many people have lost the art of operating under candlelight.

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[queenofplastics]

[She is so totally scoring already. Fuck yes.

-oh but hey that's bad knews]

You mean this place doesn't even have working electricity? How do you people live! Is this, like, the stone ages or something?

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[treadingdawn]

No no, I mean it does. But on the occasion it fails, usually due to some kind of curse.

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[treadingdawn]

Has anyone explained those to you?

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[queenofplastics]

Some loser tried.

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[treadingdawn]

They happen without warning or reason. That is the best explanation I can offer.

Forgive my manners, I am Caspian.

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[queenofplastics]

Ooh, exotic.

You can call me Regina.

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[queenofplastics]

Now, Caspian, tell me you're not serious about all that 'curse' crap.

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[treadingdawn]

[Exotic...riiiight.]

A pleasure to meet you, Regina.

I am serious. I have been here for little over a year now and have seen my fair share of them.

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[queenofplastics]

Okay, am I, like, on Punk'd or something? Cause meeting Ashton would be totally cool and everything, but damn this is annoying.

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[treadingdawn]

I apologize, Regina. I don't know what that means.

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[queenofplastics]

Oh my god.

I freaking walked right into Mormon country. You don't- I can't-

[BREATH]

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[queenofplastics]

You know what, who cares.

So, Caspian, you've got a really nice voice. The girls here may dress like total trailer trash, but I think the guys here are like, totally worth it.