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[queenofplastics]

God, I can already feel the pounds coming. I'm so going to kill her when I get back. Whatever. I need a shopping spree and a tall caramel fat-free frap. And a massage. Jesus.

[Some rustling as she pulls the device out of her purse. You can almost hear the frown. What kind of stupid piece of technology turns on like that? God, it must be so cheap.]

Comments

[not_so_smooth]

I don't think someone who's homeless should be calling other people 'trashy freaks'.

[queenofplastics]

Homeless? Please, either you're just that retarded or blind.

[not_so_smooth]

You see your house around here? You see your city around here?

[queenofplastics]

So I don't know where I am- big deal. It doesn't make me homeless. It's a minor complication.

[not_so_smooth]

I... kind of have to admire that attitude.

[queenofplastics]

You wouldn't be the first.

Now tell me about this place.

[not_so_smooth]

So, these really powerful beings called deities pulled you from your reality and brought you here. You're stuck here until you get sent home. Every few days reality altering events called "curses" happen that really mess things up, but they start and end at midnight.

And yes, I know how crazy that sounds.

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[queenofplastics]

[HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA]

[queenofplastics]

Do you think I'm an idiot? Explain it better.

[not_so_smooth]

Just wait, you'll get pretty much the same explanation from everyone.

[queenofplastics]

I better be on Punk'd. Ashton better be waiting to surprise me with a hug.

[not_so_smooth]

So not getting a hug from Ashton.

[queenofplastics]

Oh my god today is the worst day ever.

[not_so_smooth]

That will last about a week. Then you'll have a new worst day ever.

[queenofplastics]

Shut up. What's your name?

[not_so_smooth]

I can't tell you my name if I'm shutting up.