Yeahhhh, 4.0 in the quarter that I slacked off the most. I think I'm done learning things in college now.

I was going to post song lyrics, but that's just so high school, so instead I'll post a link!

http://ask.metafilter.com/mefi/33986

That's right bitches, bow down before your academic god...I got an A on that 33 page (21 body pages and 12 appendix) paper I wrote the day before it was due. I think I'm ready to graduate now, I've reached the apex of my bullshitting career.

strand116: okay, its bedtime for those of us in the right timezone ( Read more... )

I just partook in a $600 meal. I am so bougie.

I never update, but I'm proud of myself, so I felt the need ( Read more... )

You are a Logical-Mathematical Thinker ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, Linda!

I shall attempt to grab a member of HRC or BN's ass in honor of you being alive. No, really, it's no problem at all.

I'm just updating to make it clear that I am, in fact, still alive.

I'm home (meaning at my parent's home, really) and bored out of my mind.

I need a flask, someone get on that, stat.

So I haven't slept for many a hour (Athens to Zurich, and Zurich to LA), and maybe that's why this was fucking hilarious to me, but this is the message I got from Derek ( Read more... )