[The entirety of the transmission, while honest, is rife with the Doctor's trademark deadpan snark.]

...To state the obvious, there is a pronounced lack of men here. I find I actually prefer it, and may have previously jumped to conclusions regarding the taste of our dear Queen.

Ahem! Good evening, Gardens. I believe we may have got off on the ( Read more... )

[The video begins with a woman hovering over a portable machine. Built within a silver suicase, it somewhat resembles this. It hums and beeps at her touch. The screen glows a dark blue colour. Two long, black cables hang out the side. The woman mother hens the device like a fussy parent, checking every last nook and cranny of the case so that those ( Read more... )