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[tsarchasm]

Oh, great. Just what I need. Another sleepwalking nightmare. The last time I dreamed about sunshine-and-roses, I nearly fell into the North Sea. But since I'm too close to finding out who I am to take any more creative detours, I'm going to have to postpone this little nightmare for a more convenient time, like, oh, say, never.

[ pause ]Dimitri,

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[border_phantasm]

[The voice seems to be from nowhere]

Would you like a pinch? Or to be doused in water?

[But if she looks up, she may see what could be charitably called a small gap in reality]

[tsarchasm]

That would be nice, yes.

[ Except something was wrong. That voice definitely didn't belong to Dimitri or Vladimir. ]

[border_phantasm]

[From the other side of the gap, Yukari smirks]

The pinch or the water?

[tsarchasm]

Whichever gets the job done.

[misfortunewheel]

-A voice from above.-

Is that truly what you need?

[tsarchasm]

Actually, anything that will take me back to Paris would be fantastic.

[misfortunewheel]

Mm... such a thing cannot be. How unfortunate.

[elbowpower]

I'm afraid you're not dreaming.

[Says the brunette not far off. If she looked for her, Belle would be spotted nestled between a pair of trees grown in close together. She looks quite comfortable.]

[tsarchasm]

You have got to be kidding me.

[elbowpower]

No, not that, either. You read the letter, didn't you?

[She can understand her disbelief completely, she just wants to make sure.]

[peachhat]

Oh, you're here for sure, but I can smack you with a rock if you like. You'd probably look less silly after getting hit with one.

[tsarchasm]

How is that even possible? I'm pretty sure that we didn't take any more spontaneous detours after our train went haywire.

[peachhat]

Well, magic, or meddling with the boundaries of dimensions or something like that. Magic can explain everything, really.

[sheroic]

[ Wandering around there. ]

Dude, that sounds, like, Russian or something.

[tsarchasm]

It kind of comes with being raised in Russia.

[sheroic]

Dude, gross! Why would you do that?