Let's have a BBQ [video]

[body_horrible]

[For once Gavril, now known far and wide as the garden's resident zombie man-eater, is neither covered in blood nor chomping on some poor living soul. Today's feed merely shows here sitting beneath a tree and contemplating things in as a thorough manner as one whose primary goals in life are money, sex, and violence can muster. She seems annoyed

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[video]

[teaandpigtails]

[she'll ignore the first part for now... she hasn't seen France lately and that worries her. why did the Queen choose who came and who left?]

Do you think it is safe to eat the monsters?

Re: [video]

[body_horrible]

Things should be fine, I mean I ate a fuck-ton of the stuff and I'm ok.

[video]

[teaandpigtails]

What ones did you eat? Do you recall?

Re: [video]

[body_horrible]

The harpies mostly, and a few Lamia on the side. Both were pretty good.

[video]

[teaandpigtails]

[thoughtful] Hm... I would think the harpies would be gamy.

Re: [video]

[body_horrible]

Honestly, they tasted like a weird mix of chicken and human. Which is more then fine by me.

[video] 1/3

[teaandpigtails]

Ah, yes, of course that makes sense.......

[video] 2/3

[teaandpigtails]

...

[wait]

[video]

[teaandpigtails]

H-how would you know what human tastes like?!

Re: [video]

[body_horrible]

It's because I've eaten human before, duh~

[video]

[teaandpigtails]

[she had to ask] W-Why?

Re: [video]

[body_horrible]

For one it tastes pretty good, and second in my line of work it's a convenient way to get rid of a dead body.

Don't worry though, I've promised not to eat anyone here.

[video]

[teaandpigtails]

[o-okay now she is curious...]

What's... Your line of profession? I-if you don't mind my asking...

Re: [video]

[body_horrible]

I'm a thief by trade, murder just just happens to be part of the deal.

[video]

[teaandpigtails]

And how does eating humans fall into that?

Re: [video]

[body_horrible]

It's pretty easy way to get rid of a dead body~ Oh and I really enjoy the taste of human flesh.