Let's have a BBQ [video]
[For once Gavril, now known far and wide as the garden's resident zombie man-eater, is neither covered in blood nor chomping on some poor living soul. Today's feed merely shows here sitting beneath a tree and contemplating things in as a thorough manner as one whose primary goals in life are money, sex, and violence can muster. She seems annoyed with whatever thoughts lay upon her mind and seems to have no problem yelling out her frustration for no one but the birds and other small wild life going about their day within her general proximity.]
I swear, every fucking time I get close to anybody they up and disappear for no goddamn reason. It's like the queen-bitch is personally trying to prevent me from getting laid. You know, whatever, I'll get some eventually. You can only keep me down for so long!
[Free of some of her frustration, Gavril moves on to her real reason for this broadcast.]
Anyway, any of you girlies watching listen up. I guess I went a little over board with killing those monsters last week and now I got more meat on my hands then I know what to do with. This gave me an idea though, why don't we grill this shit up and have ourselves a good ol' fashioned BBQ! I'm thinking of makin this an 18+ affair. Nothing against you kiddies but us adults need some time to play to, ya know? If you guys got any questions or suggestions leave em here, I probably won't listen. But, you never know!
I swear, every fucking time I get close to anybody they up and disappear for no goddamn reason. It's like the queen-bitch is personally trying to prevent me from getting laid. You know, whatever, I'll get some eventually. You can only keep me down for so long!
[Free of some of her frustration, Gavril moves on to her real reason for this broadcast.]
Anyway, any of you girlies watching listen up. I guess I went a little over board with killing those monsters last week and now I got more meat on my hands then I know what to do with. This gave me an idea though, why don't we grill this shit up and have ourselves a good ol' fashioned BBQ! I'm thinking of makin this an 18+ affair. Nothing against you kiddies but us adults need some time to play to, ya know? If you guys got any questions or suggestions leave em here, I probably won't listen. But, you never know!