3rd Trolling [Video/Action]

[gardenmeddler]

[From the Vine comes an image of Kanaya standing in front of a crooked spire of a building. Shimmering, vividly colored clothes drape from it here or there, attached to the ground below, giving it an appearance not unlike a ship's mast, or an unfinished circus tent. But perhaps more curiously than the building, whether she realizes it or not,

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[orderlybento]

[So much fashion and pretty things... But, the fact that Kanaya's human is pretty much the first thing she needs to address. Very eloquently.]

... Kanaya?

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[gardenmeddler]

[No doubt naively, Kanaya was hoping that people would...overlook her current state. To no avail.]

Yes, Hikari, it is me.

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[orderlybento]

[Look, Hikari notices the shallow stuff first. Like someone changing species.]

You're... human?

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[gardenmeddler]

[Really it's not that big a deal she's just. Okay an entirely different species. Details.]

Apparently. I assume it's temporary.

[Video]

[restlessdevil]

Wow, that sounds like an incredible device! When you alter your clothes with it, are the new clothes clean? Because I've been wearing these for a few days and I don't want odor to get in the way of my endeavors.

Oh, I probably should introduce myself before I throw a bunch of questions at you. My name is Zenobia.

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[gardenmeddler]

Yes, I worked hard to get it working properly. I thought it only fair to share my luck with others. The clothing comes out clean and perfectly new once transformed.

A pleasure, Zenobia. I am Kanaya.

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[restlessdevil]

That's very kind of you. I don't have anything to pay you for it, but if you ever need anything at all, just ask me, okay?

The pleasure's all mine. I always enjoy meeting new people.

Would it be okay if I headed for this Hive of yours right away and gave this device a try?

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[gardenmeddler]

I did not build it for rewards or payment. But I will keep your generosity in mind, should the need arise.

I'm sure you've met quite a few here.

Of course. I shall be waiting for your arrival.

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[no_hometown]

[Sephiroth studies all that she sees with great interest.] I am currently content with my own clothing, but I would be interested in examining your Hive and the device, if I may.

[It is difficult to miss Kanaya's altered state.] I am sure you are already aware of your condition. When I was altered following the creation of my headquarters, it lasted only two days.

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[gardenmeddler]

If you so desire, feel free. I'm afraid I haven't acquired much in the way of furnishings, but you are welcome.

I am. It is my understanding that these things are temporary, and I'm glad. I have nothing against the human form, but I prefer my own.

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[no_hometown]

Thank you, Kanaya. I'm quite interested in studying the technology of other worlds, and it's unlikely I'll have another opportunity. When would it be convenient for me to visit?

I cannot blame you for that. I did not enjoy having my form altered either.

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[gardenmeddler]

Any time, I suppose. I have little to occupy myself with here, after all, so some company would hardly be unwelcome.

No. It is...calling it a violation seems a bit strong, but that is as close as I can get.

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[gentlecuteside]

[An arched eyebrow.]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you used to be...less human?

[Video]

[gardenmeddler]

I did. This change is...recent. I believe it is a side-effect of the Dirt.

[gentlecuteside]

Ah, I see. It will probably wear off in a few days, then.

[gardenmeddler]

Yes, that is my general understanding. And I suppose it could be worse.

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[aureation]

I could use a few more outfits in my wardrobe here.

[Of course, she's stocked up on a few already, but it couldn't hurt to get more...]

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[gardenmeddler]

I find that one can never have enough. I will say, though, that it does not produce clothes, but rather changes the ones you are wearing. If you seek to collect new outfits, this may not suit your purposes.

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[aureation]

Oh, that's a shame. [She tilts her head a bit with a smile.] I'll have to remember that if I ever want to feel like Cinderella.

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[gardenmeddler]

I'm sorry it doesn't suit your needs. Still, if you'd ever like to try it you, you are always welcome to. I'm sure it can provide you with a lovely dress.