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Oct 24, 2005 13:35

LdZ CablE GuY: everyone in ST is a woman
Kay Tee Sea King: even you?
Kay Tee Sea King: ooooooooooooooooooooooh!
LdZ CablE GuY: YES
LdZ CablE GuY: especially me
Kay Tee Sea King: another reason why i love you
Kay Tee Sea King: because you have a vaginer
Kay Tee Sea King: and a pee pee that doesnt protrude from your abdomen
LdZ CablE GuY: I HATE THAT
LdZ CablE GuY: those are so 80's
LdZ CablE GuY: i cut mine off in '89
Kay Tee Sea King: you're thinking of your dead grandpa
LdZ CablE GuY: during the war
Kay Tee Sea King: he did that, and then swam 50 kilometres off the coast of normandy with the penis in his hand
LdZ CablE GuY: no, he had e^x {x = R} penes
Kay Tee Sea King: and he yelled at the germans "LOOK WHAT I GOT! LOOK WHAT I GOT!"
Kay Tee Sea King: and they all thought it was a bomb
Kay Tee Sea King: and they threw several granades at him
LdZ CablE GuY: how do you know so much about my grandfather?
Kay Tee Sea King: and thats how your grandpa died
Kay Tee Sea King: later, men in his unit would ponder exactly what tactic he was trying to use by cutting off his own penis and swiming the shores of normandy with it held high in one hand
LdZ CablE GuY: NO way..
Kay Tee Sea King: but no one ever really questioned it
Kay Tee Sea King: because it seemed kinda brave
LdZ CablE GuY: oh
Kay Tee Sea King: and no one wanted to be a faggie
Kay Tee Sea King: so your grandfather got a purple heart
LdZ CablE GuY: and a blue penis
Kay Tee Sea King: but it was taken away in 1987 when the officials at the pentagon realized that your grandfather didn't actually accomplish anything by his task
Kay Tee Sea King: he was just swiming with his penis in his hand
Kay Tee Sea King: yelling "HEY GERMANS! LOOKEEE HERE AT WHAT I GOT!"
Kay Tee Sea King: what a wonderful cartoon that would make
Kay Tee Sea King: man
Kay Tee Sea King: we have such good ideas
LdZ CablE GuY: shut up
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