Panic McPanic Pants
You know that episode of Leverage where Elliot's Indian friend stands in font of a green screen to convince Data that Mumbai International is A-Okay, and the instant the cameras are off, IndianGuy's accent is a thick Scottish brouge?
Well. His name is Azam. And he saved my life.
Okay, well, not really my life, but he did sit me down with a big glass of water when i started bawling over Lola's remains. She's been with me for four blessed years, seen me through my awkward teen years and the start of my awkward twenties. So what if i had to completely reformat her and the Fn key fell off and I had to constantly change out ice packs to hold under her fan so she didn't overheat? I didn't care, we have a BOND. Had a bond. T_T
So this morning she started sparking and then the little prong thingy where you plug the chord in broke off and mashed sideways, and that = bad. Azam explained they could maybe fix her for £100 (which is like $200) and it'd be a ship-away thing so i wouldn't have her for weeks, and it might even cost more than that in the long run. Soooo i ended up with STELLA.
Stella aint too fancy (they had comps there with fingerprint recognition. O_O) and her screen is not as tall as i'm used to, but she's light, she's quiet, and i think we're gonna be good friends. She's also £330 so we BETTER be good friends. Also Azam was such a sweetheart, all the guys were, and they promised me a six month free warrantee instead of their usual 3, which could be a load of good-sales-crap but I DON'T CARE it made me HAPPY. OhOh AND that price included taking out Lola's harddrive and putting her in a fancy harddrive case, and i can hook her up with to Stella any time i want which is GOOD because Lola had/has my j2_remix on it.
Which was just great, let me tell you, when Azam clicked on it to show me it'd open up Word files, and i had to DIVE for the comp going "NO NO NOT THAT ONE HAHAHAHA!" because this, my darlings, is the first line:
The first time Jensen sees Jared Padalecki he's getting his cock sucked.
And it doesn't exactly get more acceptable from there. So thanks for all your smiggles, bbs. I *heart* you like drunk!Dean hearts cute little policemen.
R.I.P. LOLA.