you know how some days you need to tell people you're going to do stuff before you can do it?

[queenklu]

Or maybe that's just me. Regardless, this is one of those days.

Step one: BECOME A FUCKING ADULT

1. Start filling out the application for substitute teaching. IT IS NOT THAT HARD. I mean, it's 41 pages of shit so it's kind of hard, but you can at least put your name on it. Yes you can
2. Call your old high school principal to see if she wouldn't mind interviewing you for the sub application. Yes, I know it's weird that you have to interview for the job before handing in the application. But she was your mom's Lamaze teacher, so odds are pretty good that she won't send you packing
3. Call...somebody to find out if you need to be fingerprinted again or if there's some way you can just show them your fingerprints from your study abroad student visa. It's not like your fingerprints have changed.

Step Two: Miscellaneous

1. Go see Warm Bodies with writing club. Critique Warm Bodies with writing club. Warm Bodies kind of...meh. Hansel & Gretel was SO MUCH BETTER.
2. Go to Zumba! I know it's an hour long class but it's good for you.
3. Do this video. DO IT. DO IT DO IT.  HA AND I DID TWO OTHER PILATES VIDEOS TOO TAKE THAT!
4. Write at least 500 words on your novel. GET OFF TUMBLR AND WRITE AT LEAST 500 WORDS ON YOUR NOVEL. 680 words and counting!
5. Remind self that you are a capable human being. Give self a hug. Done and done. Even though the application stuff didn't get done today due to some time conflictions, you know you will do it tomorrow. YES YOU WILL.
6. Download NCIS

Hoo. Okay. Telling myself that the first list is not that difficult. This is not an unmanageable amount of things to accomplish. Go me.