whaaaaat
guys i just spent the last three hours getting chatted up by a dude about my age who told me the best way to cook squirrel
him: I mean, if you’re ever in the position where you have to eat squirrel: Oven bag! Maraschino cherries! Almonds! And ginger ale!
me: Dude, if i am ever in the position where I have to eat squirrel, odds are preeeeetty good i won’t have access to an oven bag.
(Also he says he accidentally ate cat? And moose head stew?? And that he's finally getting electricity to his cabin, first time he's had it in 6 years????? And i had to give him my phone number because my mom has a soft spot for wayward hippy types and she already invited him over to use her garage band to record a song so she can put it on her radio show WHAT THE FUCK MAN IS THIS THE REAL LIFE????)
in way less important news, um, did people see that i posted fic today? It's totally cool and understandable if it's not your ship or whatever, this isn't a guilt trip, i just want to make sure people saw it, OKAY YAY PEOPLE DID IT'S ALL GOOD no worries, i had a lot of mojitos tonight :D
(but no seriously and then he told a story about seeing a shirtless girl selling shrooms i have. no. idea.)