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DELILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Aughhghgahhghgh if the Penatonix don't win I will HURT. EVERYONE. They are flawless, but still, my heart, Delilah, no. *hiccups a sob*
~and then~
Hawaii Five Oh seriously kind of...rocked tonight? I mean, I'm not sure what happened? And there always needs to be less Lori. But. DAMN GUYS. A+++ with the gay, Danny and the dog, Steve being Steve, Kamekona being fucking awesome, MAX AND WEISS, OKAY, I KNOW HE WAS WHOEVER ON HEROES BUT HE WILL ALWAYS BE WEISS FROM ALIAS TO MEEEE, and I'm so so so relieved that he wasn't the bad guy BABY COME BACK, you are sooooo much cooler than Lori!
I. Do. Not. Under. Stand. Why. Danny. Makes. Fun. Of. Kamekona. He is four times your fucking size, dude. Self preservation instincts and common decency should have kicked in by now. Can someone please brainstorm with me a good reason for Danny's consistent shitty behavior? Childhood bullying, perhaps? I need a headcanon, stat.
BOYFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS.
Guys, is Lori even in the opening credits? Like, for serious, she needs to have a convenient phonecall about her ex-fiance and disappear too, jesus. Hey, I wonder if that's what happened to Joe...
Also, still shipping the fuck out of Kono and Chin's forbidden and currently one-sided unrequited love, okay, that moment in the car was beautiful and I'm so hopeless for these two, you guys, you don't even know. Also also, this might have happened when Chin walked on the screen:
Me: LOOK!
R: ...What?
Me: LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS
R: Oh yeah, I can see that.
Me: He rides motorcycles
R: He...looks like he rides motorcycles
Me: Look at his arms
R: Yeah, he's got nice arms
Me: LOOK AT HIS CHEEKBONES
R: OH MY GOD I'M LOOKING, OKAY, I'M LOOKING AT HIM
Me: eeeee!