it's just a case of tragic magic
Augh, woke up waaaaay too early from a dream that Sam and Dean got separated AGAIN and in order to find him--and pay the bills--Sam became a stand-up comic.
NGL, it was pretty badass. He had everyone in the bar joining in for all of his catchphrases, which was especially talented considering he was just up there talking about his life as a hunter. Don't remember any catchphrases exactly, but I do know one of them included the arms-out Come At Me Bro stance, soooo.
Meanwhile Dean had been kidnapped and conditioned to kill his brother. Dean is basically River Song. Apparently. In my mind.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT SPN.
I actually super loved this episode, guys! For one BABY SAM! There was a commercial for I Bought a Zoo or wtfever before Lion King 3D and I out-loud yelped "BABY SAM!!" every time he appeared on the screen. DOES HE LOOK MORE AND MORE LIKE JARED EVERY DAY OR IS THAT JUST STELLAR FUCKING CASTING. ALSO kid can act! BOTH KIDS COULD ACT! Way to knock it out of the park, both of you! *wild applause*
Reason #2) KAAAAAAAAAAAAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I heard--and I don't know how true it is so bear with--that Sam gets a love interest this season, and I was literally rolling around on my couch clutching everything going "DUDE, if it's KAYLEE? DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE. HELL TO THE FUCK YES. BRING IT."
3) Was it just me, or did anyone else think that when Bobby patted Dean's face that Whoa He's A Leviathan? Because I was convinced up until the point when the for sure Leviathans were running for the ambulance that Bobby was an IMPOSTOR. But I guess not. If he was a Leviathan at this point he'd've turned the Winchesters in for snack coupons long ago.
4) I'll be honest, I was a little bit bummed that the whole ep wasn't going to be Dean hobbling around everywhere freaking out and trying to rescue Sam. I wanted that. A lot. But I see why they didn't. We still got high-as-fuck-on-morphine!Dean, which was adorable to the nth, AND "where's my brother? We've got to go, we've got to go--" which was A-fucking-plus and a balm for my wincesting soul.
5) Three weeks in a cabin watching Spanish Soap Operas, c'mon guuuuuys where is the fic, it's already been 12 hours, I want it, all the porn, all the time. Maybe to keep Dean from trying to wedge a coathanger under his cast aGAIN, DEAN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO, or just, god, anything but the tellanovellas, with a side-helping of all the h/c in the world. <333
6)
from here.
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. Even though--Dean. Stop. Hitting. Your brother.
7) Okay at first when Dean killed Kaylee I was all D: D: DD: Because he shouldn't have done it, of COURSE he shouldn't have done it, but I love that Dean is so broken that he doesn't even REALIZE it yet. That he's just done to some kid what the Yellow Eyed Demon did to him. That he's created a monster more than genetics ever did. That he is SABOTAGING EVERY SHRED OF HAPPINESS HE COULD EVER HAVE. Because the other shoe drops, Winchesters aren't allowed to have nice things, and Dean would rather fuck his chances up his own self than have them fucked by somebody else. (Is this reminding anyone else of Suits, that one scene where Harvey says "This is what addicts do, because they think it's only a matter of time before they fail, they'd rather fall from the 3rd floor than the penthouse.")
AND I CAN'T WAIT, GUYS, UNTIL THIS SHIT COMES TO A HEAD. BECAUSE IT'S GONNA, AND SAM'S GONNA FIX IT, AND IT'LL BE FUCKING WONDERFUL. AND UNTIL THEN? ALL THE FIC, COME TO MAMMA.
8) AMY POND.
NGL, it was pretty badass. He had everyone in the bar joining in for all of his catchphrases, which was especially talented considering he was just up there talking about his life as a hunter. Don't remember any catchphrases exactly, but I do know one of them included the arms-out Come At Me Bro stance, soooo.
Meanwhile Dean had been kidnapped and conditioned to kill his brother. Dean is basically River Song. Apparently. In my mind.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT SPN.
I actually super loved this episode, guys! For one BABY SAM! There was a commercial for I Bought a Zoo or wtfever before Lion King 3D and I out-loud yelped "BABY SAM!!" every time he appeared on the screen. DOES HE LOOK MORE AND MORE LIKE JARED EVERY DAY OR IS THAT JUST STELLAR FUCKING CASTING. ALSO kid can act! BOTH KIDS COULD ACT! Way to knock it out of the park, both of you! *wild applause*
Reason #2) KAAAAAAAAAAAAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I heard--and I don't know how true it is so bear with--that Sam gets a love interest this season, and I was literally rolling around on my couch clutching everything going "DUDE, if it's KAYLEE? DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE. HELL TO THE FUCK YES. BRING IT."
3) Was it just me, or did anyone else think that when Bobby patted Dean's face that Whoa He's A Leviathan? Because I was convinced up until the point when the for sure Leviathans were running for the ambulance that Bobby was an IMPOSTOR. But I guess not. If he was a Leviathan at this point he'd've turned the Winchesters in for snack coupons long ago.
4) I'll be honest, I was a little bit bummed that the whole ep wasn't going to be Dean hobbling around everywhere freaking out and trying to rescue Sam. I wanted that. A lot. But I see why they didn't. We still got high-as-fuck-on-morphine!Dean, which was adorable to the nth, AND "where's my brother? We've got to go, we've got to go--" which was A-fucking-plus and a balm for my wincesting soul.
5) Three weeks in a cabin watching Spanish Soap Operas, c'mon guuuuuys where is the fic, it's already been 12 hours, I want it, all the porn, all the time. Maybe to keep Dean from trying to wedge a coathanger under his cast aGAIN, DEAN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO, or just, god, anything but the tellanovellas, with a side-helping of all the h/c in the world. <333
6)
from here.
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. Even though--Dean. Stop. Hitting. Your brother.
7) Okay at first when Dean killed Kaylee I was all D: D: DD: Because he shouldn't have done it, of COURSE he shouldn't have done it, but I love that Dean is so broken that he doesn't even REALIZE it yet. That he's just done to some kid what the Yellow Eyed Demon did to him. That he's created a monster more than genetics ever did. That he is SABOTAGING EVERY SHRED OF HAPPINESS HE COULD EVER HAVE. Because the other shoe drops, Winchesters aren't allowed to have nice things, and Dean would rather fuck his chances up his own self than have them fucked by somebody else. (Is this reminding anyone else of Suits, that one scene where Harvey says "This is what addicts do, because they think it's only a matter of time before they fail, they'd rather fall from the 3rd floor than the penthouse.")
AND I CAN'T WAIT, GUYS, UNTIL THIS SHIT COMES TO A HEAD. BECAUSE IT'S GONNA, AND SAM'S GONNA FIX IT, AND IT'LL BE FUCKING WONDERFUL. AND UNTIL THEN? ALL THE FIC, COME TO MAMMA.
8) AMY POND.