...did not necessarily mean the peen joke, but whatever. MOVING ON. I've been meaning to do a reclist for a whiiiiiile, and I've finally run out of things to read long enough to accomplish it. Buckle in, kiddies, this is going to get intense. eta: Oh my god, LJ is eating everything today. It's all under the cut: The Eagle, X-Men:FC, Sherlock BBC, Inception, H5O, White Collar, Supernatural, J2, and Suits.
The Eagle
With Strength by carmarthen: Wherein there is leg rubbing and cuddling and after this post is over I'm immediately watching this movie again, no shame. I've subscribed to this author on AO3 because EVERYTHING they post is pure gold.
X-Men: FC
Apple Seeds by pprfaith: WHAT ARE WORDS. This was just. I don't have any. Besdies this this this this this. New. Head. Canon. Also I will never look at an apple seed the same way again.
What Not to Expect When You're Not Expecting It by thehoyden: This would have averted the whole miserable end to everything in a fantastically cracky and genius way.
I Guess I Should Say Thanks or Some Shit by zarathuse: AU, Charles and Eric douching it up in Amsterdam. Including bike theft and near alcoholism and epicness.
Vid: I Just Had Sex: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.
Vid: Like a Boss: Like you didn't see this coming.
Sherlock BBC
Meet Me Inside by wakeneve: I think I was a little too sensitive to the typos in this, but the fic is SO GOOD and NEAT that I'm reccing it anyway. John and Sherlock meet in prison. John becomes Sherlock's prison-wife. *wiggles eyebrows* Yeah. YEAH. And it has PLOT.
Water is Another Matter by cathedralcarver: So I apparently had this bookmarked but not read? But I've read it now, bbs, and it's fantastic. Feverish!John, Sherlock being an actual caring person, and it's all intensely beautiful writing.
Close Enough by resonant: I doubt this needs to be rec'd but this is how I miss amazing fics, when others don't rec them, soooooooo. YEAH! Sherlock has been beaten and drugged, and it's up to John to save him.
Suits
Good Boy by maja_li: This is the fic I have been LONGING for in this fandom. BDSM, Harvey/Mike, daaaaamn this hit my buttons, hogod. flaskdfjlas I could picture everything that happens in this fic like I was watching it play out in an episode (but maybe my imagination is a little twisted).
Toys by linaerys: This was hot and just a little bit hurty and wonderful.
Caveat Quaestor by maja_li: Mike has a tattoo. Harvey needs to know what it is. I like fics where I learn shit with my slash. Japanese bath houses. I will never be allowed in one.
Friends Don't Let Friends Catch Malaria by anon: In which Mike is a handsy and adorable drunk.
Extracurricular Overtime by midnight2501: It's something he's done a million times and something he's done never before.
Supernatural
Renovation and
Renovation II by de_neguis: post 6x22, Sam hasn't said a word. I love love love atmospheric, beautiful fics that still have Dean being Dean, (and Sam being Sam for that matter). Just, ugh, everything in this.
These Things I Know Are True by killabeez: Another 6x22 GEM. Guys, I'll be honest, I think the show is going to skim over a lot of Sam's aftercare, which is why we NEED FICS LIKE THESE.
No Loitering by bertee: Awwww, Cas. This is exactly how I like you: socially inept stalker who means well.
Prison Break by de_nugis: In which Sam has been acting strange lately, and Dean is ready to provide all the sexual healing up in this joint. This is a jailbreak.
Vid: Supernatural UK Promo: I would invite you to check out Sam's boner at the four second mark.
J2
Wait For It by concernedlily: Knotting, beta/alpha whathaveyou, but EVERYTHING ELSE IS BASICALLY CANON. They're still playing Sam and Dean on Supernatural! THIS FIC WAS AMAZING.
Hawaii Five-Oh
malama pono 'ia by t_fic: I love Chin, you guys, so so SO MUCH. I still didn't realize how much I needed to read this fic until I was reading it. Gen, Chin-centric, post 1x12, MY HEART.
Papa Don't Preach by leupagus and waldorph: If you are unlucky enough not to have already read this MASTERPIECE OF LITERATURE, then I honestly feel deeply sorry for you. In a deeply and sorrowful way.
Inception
Mr. Eames & by wldnst: eames obsessively tracks a young adult series that may or may not be based on his life. You should need no more incentive than this. INCENTION.
Erasure by metacheese: No one really talks about it much, but forgers tend to burn out young. I love Eames vulnerable like this, and Arthur offering support every way he can.
Breaking and Entering by resonant: "No, it's all right." Arthur's voice was only a thread, and his eyes were already half-shut. "You're very good at pretending." It would be very, very hard to fall in love with a Forger.
White Collar
Contractual Obligations: A Love Story in Three Traffic Lights by shaenie: Peter/Neal/Elizabeth, Be sure to click the next chapter button on this one. OH. MY. GOD. This fic was so damn smart. And perfect. And lovely.
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Enjoy bbs!
eta2: I had to un-link all the names because LJ wanted maja_li to be alllll the authors. *headdesk*