welcome to the shortest recorded hiatus in LJ history

[queenklu]

The good news is! I HAVE EENTERNET. \OOOO/ This would normally make up for everything that is bad news, but ugh, bbs, today was just. Long. And. ...Long.

I don't know what is is about this conference that seems to draw out the entitled and high-maintenance older women, but I've been forced into prolonged conversation with two of them now, at two

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[dodger_sister]

OMG - she asked you when you lost your virginity?! What?! I would have lied for the shock value and said, "No, not in Scotland, in Alaska, when I was 12. Thanks for bringing that up," and then gone to the bathroom and pretended to be crying. Yes, I would have.

Then again...I could just fall asleep watching White Collar and reading porn. Hmmm.

I hope you did just that. ;)

[tombolguid]

LOL "Oh, sweetheart, I auctioned it off on eBay. Didn't you see it on the news? It was a big deal for some reason. Never understood why. I was gonna be 18 in two weeks."

[dodger_sister]

Dude. Yes. That would have been the perfect answer!

[queenklu]

I KNOW, RIGHT? Ughughughughugh I wish I had been that fast-thinking at the time, what I did was look elsewhere (so I didn't break her face) and say, "I ain't saying," which I'm sure she took as confirmation and not, "NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS." But Ohhhh, maybe she'll ask again and I can go pretend to cry. I love fake-crying. :(

[dodger_sister]

Well it's easy to fast-think these things when you are sitting at your computer - in RL I would have froze. But if you get another chance - I agree, fake-crying is FUN! ;)