HAHAHAHA wot
Hi. I'm drunk. This should, uhh be not so new to you but. i have been very very good diet wise until today and then with somehow two strawberry mojito mooohito shut up two strawberry mint things i um can't feel my lips. Yo.
That is not a lot of alcohol, but apprently after going without for so long it just bitch slaps a person i guess.
SO THIS. THIS IS POTC 4 SPOILERS WHILE DRUNK.
It was good! I LIKED IT. Judy Dench for the two seconds she was in it--lucky bitch, by the way, getting her ear nibbled by Johnny Depp--was awesome, there was Mr. Dursley as king whoosit, and like, Bar-fucking-bosa in a powdered wig and SERIOUSLY, I THINK like Jack and Gibbs (GIBBS--not NCIS Gibbs shut up klu, you are drunk) I think there might be something going on there nudge nudge wink what.
But I want. More than anything I can think of at this moment. I want the missionary guy (Phillip?) to get fucked by Jack Sparrow. Like, i want him fucked a lot by Jack Sparrow. All over the place. Allllll over everywhere. Against a wall, in a bed, under a bed, do not care. That right there is a man who needs buggering. mmmmmmmmmmmyes. Probably while clutching his bible and mabe there would be mermaid sex pollen involved I just want it. I want his world view flipped and gay sex can do it wot.
The mermaids were awesome though, even though I could've swore the first one was that Amanda chick from mama mia (but it wasn't--didn't sound like her) and the second one looked like Ellen Paige (but it wasn't--pretty sure) but just meramids are cool, and singing is cool, and luring idiot sailors to their death is cool and HEY, Y'ALL KNOW THAT EDDIE IZZARD SKIT WITH THE yeah the ambulance sirens? WONK WONK WEEOOO WEEOOO Sirens not sirens, that's what i was thinking. if you can follow my thought process, which i think you can't.
UMMMMM. Penelope Cruz. You are one smokin' babe. I want all your costumes, all of them. Immedienment (that's French. possibly)
I AM CONFUSED ABOUT THE VOODOO DOLL THO. (i'm confused about a lot of things at the moment lets be honest) BUT LIKE. I don't know if you;ve seen Stardust. But voodoo dolls (which dont exist in any religion did you know that? no, not even hoodoo or vodun or whatever you call it, hollywood made it up) BUT ANYWAY, the thing in Stardust was she dropped the voodoo doll in the water adn the guy drowned, right? Johnny depp's voodoo doll got chucked over a cliff and went adrift in the ocean and somehow wound up at the feet of penelope cruz if you watched past the credits, and Jack Sparrow? Did not drown. So idk, idek, voodoo is weird, and hollywood is getting its own shit wrong i guess. *haaaaaands*
Also the Spanish are weird. i don't know what that was about and ohhhh hey, i can't even remember them leaving the whatsit, maybe that's just me.
.........i think that's it. DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING ABOUT SPN, no, not even complaining about other people spoiling you, or you know idk, i shouldn't be cruising my flist at this point in time anyway so i guess do whatever, yo, i don't care. (how, only two strawberry mojitos howwwwwwwww(