Once upon a time in Hawaii...
Did ungraded "assessment" speeches in Public Speaking today (joooy) and I COME BEARING GIFTS. One of the presenters did her speech on Kauai, Hawaii, where she apparently lived for a while (or studied, or something, it's all unclear, WHAT ISN'T UNCLEAR: FIC FODDER)
- Ono = Delicious Like Steve's face.
- Plate Lunch = apparently quite The Thing To Eat, consisting of "meat" (she didn't say what kind), rice, salad, and macaroni salad, all in a styrofoam box for premium carry-out noms. I desperately need a fic where Steve is in charge of bringing lunches and Danny is all Excuse me, this is not a food, this is all your fridge leftovers in one box.
- Swearing is like punctuation. Everyone does it. So Danny should fit right in. :D
- DO NOT. WEAR MATCHING. CLOTHES. You will be mocked as a tourist--no one matches, ever. Not even color coordinating. But How Cute Would It Be if Danny showed up to a crime scene and (except for a tie) he and Steve had somehow managed to wear almost the same thing? And Danny's like, Yeah, okay, slightly embarrassing, whatever, but Steve is TRAUMATIZED and just wants to GO HOME AND CHANGE
- DO NOT. WEAR YOUR BIKINI. IN THE GROCERY STORE. You will be mocked, et cetera. ......Yeah, i got nothing. Except maybe rant fodder. Although, if Danny wanted to wear a bikini in a grocery store....
- Not all beaches are fun public beaches. Some of them are sacred, and you will get your ass handed to you by the locals. But maybe Danny doesn't know and gets into a rough and tumble with a group of idiots who haven't heard of Five-Oh? H/C ~ensues.
- When you go into someone's house, take off your shoes. It's like Japan--houses are a sacred place. So maybe Danny barges into Steve's house one too many times and he's just like FOR GOD'S SAKE YOUR SHOES, and Danny's all Bwuh? So Steve just bowls him over and takes them off. And while he's down there...
- If you wear a flower behind your right ear, it means you're single. If you wear a flower behind your left ear, you're taken. So can i get a hayell yeah for a fic where Gracie makes Danny wear a flower in his hair and alllllll the single ladies/dudes be hitting on Steve's Danno, AND STUFF HAPPENS??? :DDD
SO FIC, MY PRETTIES! FIC LIKE THE WIND BLOWING THROUGH DANNO'S HAIR.
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