HAWAII FIVE OH SHOW
Have just spent the entire first segment just grinning stupidly at the screen. That is what this show does to me. Freaking ridiculous.
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Aww, Steve's trying to show Danny he really CAN be good with kids! :D
Omg, that little kid is the cutest thing to ever happen to this show. And i say that about a show that has a PLETHORA OF CUTE THINGS.
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Eeeeheeheeheehee my Kono/Chin fic just got fuuuucked and yet my ship!dar is off the charts and iiiiii love itttttt XDD
Oh Malia. I want to hate you. But mostly I just want to watch the bit where you go to hug Kono and she goes "BITCH PLEASE, YOU SKANK" on repeat for like, foreverrrrrrr.
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Look at them with their little black gloves! Which...okay, ngl, ~do things to me.~ UNFGHHH
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DANNY SINGSSSS AND LIKE SARCASTICALLY BUT OH MY GODDDD GUYSGUYSGUYS YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO ME, I FEEL A FIC COMING ONNNN.
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Me: What is Chips?
Dad: You've never heard of CHiPS???
Mom: I think i watched one...once....
Me: Yeah, i've never even heard of it.
Dad: It's...wait... It's California...Highway...Interstate...Police...Highway...
Me: Have you ever seen it?
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So Danny has just JUMPED OUT OF A CAR, at like, STUPID SPEEDS, and did some sort of NINJA FLIP so he didn't DIE, and then he's off and running after the hoodie guy, and MY MOM'S REACTION IS:
Mom: Man, that blond guy has short little legs.
Me: *EYETWITCH* MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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"That's me." BOYS. BOYS. AAAAAAAAAAAHDAKSJD WHY ARE YOU NOT MAKING OUT RIGHT NOW.
SUNDAYYYY COME TO MEEEEEEEE.