Discovered by
pennyplainknits. I'm a stealing stealer who steals.
But
biancathecookie LOOK WHAT YOUR CHAD IS DOING:
(Probably. Penny pointed out that this should be something you're prepared to do, being on the cast of Torchwood. That and dying rather dramatically and without warning. As she put it, "here's your locker, here are the weevil pens, Capt Jack will make out with you now.")
According to the article, the part he's got his eyes on is, "a sharp-as-nails, funny-as-hell, tough-as-rawhide CIA agent who cares less about making a good impression than he does making a lasting one."
Sharp as......a lightbulb. Maybe. Funny? Well yes, but smoking pot on TV is generally frowned upon. Tough as bunny slippers in a stiff wind! But damn, do his impressions linger. Like the cheezwiz you know you never put in your toaster.
GOOD LUCK, CMM. AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY (obviously, he can't be as crazy as he is in fic. IMPOSSIBLE). *POMPOMS* I KNOW JARED BROKE YOUR HEART, BUT GET RIGHT BACK ON THOSE DIMPLES.
(run jack runnnn...)