Yesterday at the party we had cake. Today we were dragged in after Quaker meeting to have more cake. And today after lunch we were supposed to meet more people for Yet More Cake.
Me: OH MY--*claps hands over mouth*
Mom: ...What kind of cake?
(Because all of the cake SO FAR had been that horrible tasteless store-bought cake with the frosting that
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"Wha? Ow, shit! Mmmm."
"I was about to tell you, you shouldn't hold that instrument that way. Are you injured?"
"Mmmm!"
"Well, no, not really, as you've got it in your mouth at the moment. It would only become obvious if you'd remove it. May I?"
"Mrrr."
"I assure you, I did not mean to startle you; it was a complete accident. Let me look at it."
"Mmph."
"I once spent a most memorable three months on a ship to Papua New Guinea, under the tutelage of a man who believed that not only could the human body withstand more than most people expect -- or even condone -- but that the faster one tended to ...well, that's not important. What is important is that if your hand is, indeed, wounded, then the taste of blood in your mouth should be quite unpleasant. Unless, of course, you do prefer the taste of blood--"
*snort*"--in which case there are some meal changes I do believe you ought to inform the galley cook of immediately. He does so hate to waste the furnace coal. Come, now, let me see ( ... )
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At least you know the difference between Quaker and Amish--i get a lot of dumb people asking me if my grandparents wear pilgrim outfits. -_-
MMMM CHOOOOOCOLATE ♥
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Now...the important thing...So all of you who are going to cons and having Mark Shepherd sneak up on you and watching Misha fake-blow Jensen...
What? I'm sorry, what? When? What's that story? When did Misha fake-blow Jensen and is there video? Seriously, please, enable my Misha addicition. Thank you. :)
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*failface* I'M SORRY!! Well, you have been very busy writing unicorn-porn movies for your four year old cousin. It's a hard job but somebody has to do it - and apparently that someone is you. *g*
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